yes, i’m livin’ at a pace that kills
Oh, David Lee Roth. How I envied you, with your high notes and high kicks and endless supply of leggy, busty sexual partners.
Then
Now
My very favorite thing on the whole internet (statement may be false by the time you read this) is this youtube video of you in “Running with the Devil,” with the vocal track isolated.
I’m also enjoying this soundboard. At night, I have someone just press buttons and I pretend that you’re singing me to sleep.
Call me, and we’ll drive away to Panama. I’ll even let you reach down between my legs and ease the seat back.
Love, Bone
January 6th, 2009 at 7:10 am
if you come over, i will make you some david lee broth.
its basically chicken soup with a healthy spritz of Aquanet and some hot pink sprinkles.
January 6th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
I’d come over, but you’re 300 miles away, and my car is being worked on by a mechanic named Koko.
GODDAMNIT BABY YOU KNOW I AIN’T LYIN’ TO YA I’M ONLY GONNA TELL YOU ONE TIIIIIMEAHHHHHHHHYEEEEAH
January 7th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
I want to have this much time in my life. No. Seriously. This is the shiznit. It’s missing something…. Michael Anthony’s falsetto, perhaps? Maybe his mind-numblingly complex bass line?
January 8th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Heh! Michael Anthony is totally a member of the “Wack Bass Player Hall of Fame.” I think he was inducted by Kip Winger.