When I’m in charge, I’ll keep a bunch of the states. But I also wanna make some new ones, too.
You know when you’re driving up the California coast, and you hit that spot where the air is suddenly breathable again? I’m going to partition that off, call it North Califoregon, and fucking run the country [...]
Georges Bataille. Surrealist, philosopher, anti-fascist. My fourth-favorite thing about him is the fact that, although he considered himself a medievalist and a librarian and not a philosopher per se, he ended up being influential upon the likes of Foucault, Baudrillard and Derrida, which is kind of badass. My third-favorite thing about him is the writing he [...]
Oh, David Lee Roth. How I envied you, with your high notes and high kicks and endless supply of leggy, busty sexual partners.
My very favorite thing on the whole internet (statement may be false by the time you read this) is this youtube video of you in “Running with the Devil,” with the vocal track [...]
I love that Google Trends shows searches for hangover cures peaking at around 10 AM this morning.
Posted on Facebook by Gnat: 5 Drinking Myths That Can Kill You. I wish I had read that before last night, when I had four drinks to keep warm and subsequently died.
And now, back to the task at hand:
For the benefit of future employers/students/dates who may visit this site: I don’t smoke pot. For the benefit of my friend Misty (who pretty much smokes my share), here are some photos taken in SF on Haight (naturally):
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A clarinet quartet playing themes from Super Mario Bros.:
A bassoon quartet playing themes from Super Mario World and Super Mario Bros.:
So, there’s this medieval song called “Sumer is icumen in,” which is the oldest existing example of a round (think “Row, Row, Row Your Boat”). Listen to it here. It’s kind of meh; any awesomeness it has comes from its historical value, the fact that one of the lyrics talks about a stag farting, and [...]
Opponents beware. He’s coming.